Hey internet. Back in the spring of ol' 1993, my momma shat me out on the side of a dirt road in a little tin bucket. I grew up to be a General Pwnr as well as the Leading Commander of Santa's E.L.V.E.S. Unfortunately, I was shortly kicked out when the find out that instead of being a serious toymaker, I wanted to be a creative writer and novelist hoboing it around the world and scaring locals. I had to leave with nothing but the clothes on my back, fending off the sharks and whales with nothing but my bare fists and nail clippers. I still have the scar where a gnarwhale punctured me in the stomach after I insulted its mother. People often mistake it for my belly button.
It took me awhile to get there with all that swimming, but I finally reached the island of Oahu in Hawaii. It struck me odd that none of the people actually speak in rhymes or spontaneously tap dance. I'm still assimiliting and getting use to the culture shock, but it's been a good seven or so months since I came here, and life's going pretty good.
But I'm getting tired of this island. I need to do stuff. So me and these other Pwners are going to off into the ocean and sucker punch a few sharks to have some grand old adventures. Unfortunately, I'm the oldest one of the group and have to wait two more years for them. But it's all G.
Hobbies: Badassery/Pwnage, reading, creative writing, fashion, listening to music, art, dreaming
Likes: Orange juice, being warm on a cold night, nature, fighting the mold
Bit o' Philosophy: "I don't think people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive."-Joseph Campbell
I have been to:
Belluxey, Mississippi
Spain
Italy
Manila (?), Phillipines
Oregon
Washington
Pt. Mugu, California
Yokosuka, Japan
Atsugi, Japan
Zama, Japan
Thailand
Saipan
Guam
Oahu, Hawaii
Spain
Italy
Manila (?), Phillipines
Oregon
Washington
Pt. Mugu, California
Yokosuka, Japan
Atsugi, Japan
Zama, Japan
Thailand
Saipan
Guam
Oahu, Hawaii
Several road trips in/across the US X_X;
I obsess over going to:
Italy
The British Isles
Germany
France
ScandinaviaFrance
Austrailia
I would be interested in going to:
Machu Piccu, Peru
Anywhere else in South America
Egypt
Russia
Canada
Korea
Japan (yes, again)
China
I would like to become fluent in:
Anywhere else in South America
Egypt
Russia
Canada
Korea
Japan (yes, again)
China
I would like to become fluent in:
Italian
German
Japanese
...Whoa. Those are all Axis Powers!
Japanese
...Whoa. Those are all Axis Powers!